Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song My First Xmas As A Woman, artist - The Vandals. Date of issue: 13.09.1999
Song language: English
My First Xmas As A Woman |
| With Christmas upon us it’s time to be honest |
| Follow my dreams and to face |
| A life of delusion and gender confusion |
| That no longer will be the case |
| I never wanted army men or basketballs |
| I only wanted pantyhose and Barbie dolls |
| And dressing up in mother’s clothing |
| My whole life I’ve been feeling only feminine |
| It always seemed so useless trying to be a man |
| Now that’s a ghost of Christmas past |
| Now it feels like the very first time |
| 'Cause it’s going to be the very first time |
| That Christmas feels right to me |
| And I know that I’m looking good |
| Just like a real girl should |
| It’s my first Christmas as a woman |
| Yeah, a doctor reconstructed all my genitals |
| And now I’m waiting nigh beneath the mistletoe |
| For a guy who could love a girl like me |
| I took the hormones and I got my breasts |
| This season’s gonna be the best to me |
| I won’t have to tuck it behind me |
| Since I got my brand new vagina |
| It’s my first Christmas as a woman |
| Chop if off! |
| Chop if off! |
| Chop if off! |
| My penis, chop it off! |
| It’s no use to me |
| Cut it off! |
| Chop it off! |
| Chop it off! |
| My penis, cut it off |
| So I can finally be a woman! |
| Now I’m finally happy 'cause I made my goal |
| To be a post-operative transsexual |
| Now I am a pretty lady |
| Now it feels like the very first time |
| 'Cause it’s going to be the very first time |
| That Christmas feels right to me |
| 'Cause I know that I’m looking good |
| Just like a real girl should |
| It’s my first Christmas as a woman |