Lyrics My First Christmas (As A Woman) - The Vandals

My First Christmas (As A Woman) - The Vandals
Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song My First Christmas (As A Woman), artist - The Vandals.
Date of issue: 09.11.2009
Song language: English

My First Christmas (As A Woman)

With Christmas upon us it’s time to be honest
Follow my dreams and to face
A life of delusion and gender confusion
That no longer will be the case
I never wanted army men or basketballs
I only wanted pantyhose and Barbie dolls
And dressing up in mother’s clothing
My whole life I’ve been feeling only feminine
It always seemed so useless trying to be a man
Now that’s a ghost of Christmas past
Now it feels like the very first time
'Cause it’s going to be the very first time
That Christmas feels right to me
And I know that I’m looking good
Just like a real girl should
It’s my first Christmas as a woman
Yeah, a doctor reconstructed all my genitals
And now I’m waiting nigh beneath the mistletoe
For a guy who could love a girl like me
I took the hormones and I got my breasts
This season’s gonna be the best to me
I won’t have to tuck it behind me
Since I got my brand new vagina
It’s my first Christmas as a woman
Chop if off!
Chop if off!
Chop if off!
My penis, chop it off!
It’s no use to me
Cut it off!
Chop it off!
Chop it off!
My penis, cut it off
So I can finally be a woman!
Now I’m finally happy 'cause I made my goal
To be a post-operative transsexual
Now I am a pretty lady
Now it feels like the very first time
'Cause it’s going to be the very first time
That Christmas feels right to me
'Cause I know that I’m looking good
Just like a real girl should
It’s my first Christmas as a woman

Share lyrics:

Write what you think about the lyrics!

Other songs of the artist:

NameYear
Don't Stop Me Now 2004
Euro-Barge 1997
My Girlfriend's Dead 1997
Oi To The World! 1996
Anarchy Burger (Hold the Government) 1982
Kick Me 1994
Live Fast, Diarrhea 1994
Urban Struggle 1982
Oi To The World 2004
Power Mustache 1994
Jackass 1999
Let the Bad Times Roll 1994
Happy Birthday To Me 1994
Wanna Be Manor 1982
It's a Fact 1995
Money's Not An Issue 1997
Cafe 405 1997
Christmas Time For My Penis 1996
Thanx For Nothing 1996
Grandpa's Last Christmas 2021

Artist lyrics: The Vandals