Lyrics If The Gov't Could Read My Mind - The Vandals

If The Gov't Could Read My Mind

Baby I’m more than a little concerned you see
About the New World Order conspiracy
And the covert spreading of deadly disease
They’ve got earthquake machines and UFOs
And black helicopters wherever we go
But I forget them all when you are with me
They can telepathically monitor my mind
I’m not scared of what they’ll find
Let them do what they’re gonna do
Cause if the government could read my mind
They’ll know I’m thinking of you
If the government could read my mind
They’ll know I’m thinking of you
They’ve got secretly funded internment camps
And biological warfare labs
But when you look at me they all don’t seem so bad
They’ve got Martian traded technologies
And mind control psychologies
I’ll let them do what they wanna do
Cause if the government could read my mind
They’ll know I’m thinking of you
If the government could read my mind
They’ll know I’m thinking of you
I could stockpile food and join a militia
But I’d rather stay at home and kiss ya
None of it matters when I’m with you
They can telepathically monitor my mind
I’m not scared of what they’ll find
Let them do what they’re gonna do
Cause if the government could read my mind
They’ll know I’m thinking of you
Cause if the government could read my mind
Baby, you know it doesn’t matter what they’ll find
If the government could read my mind
They’ll know I’m thinking of you