Lyrics How (Did This Loser Get This Job?) - The Vandals

How (Did This Loser Get This Job?)

I know it’s just a figure of speech
But if your breath and your clothes are bad
Your destined to teach
I see the president
I see Lincoln
What the hell was 43% of this place thinking
We watch the shuttle launch
Read J.D. Salinger
I know one teacher I wish was on the Challenger
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How did this loser get this job?
Check his references
That’s all I’m saying
I think my parents deserve more
For what their paying
He works till 3:00
It’s such a racket
All you need are Dockers and
A Members Only jacket
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How did this loser get this job?
Unprepared
Drunk you swindle academe
All you wanna do
Is wrestle with the football team
Pass out towels like communion
You’re protected by the kid molesters union
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How did this loser get this job?