Lyrics Failure is the Best Revenge - The Vandals

Failure is the Best Revenge

For all those who’ve failed
You will have your day
And you’ll hear them say
«I don’t understand how things went wrong
I’ve always been great, good-looking and strong»
When they feel like you have all of the time
It’s your revenge
Failure
I guess that’s life
Failure is the best revenge
Be proud of your flounders and falter with pride
Fail without shame cause you never tried
Don’t bother building a trophy case
Unless they start handing them out for last place
Be humble because no one is safe
It sneaks right up
Failure
Everybody join the club
Failure is the best revenge
Failure
Failure
Only one way of doing things right
But a thousand ways wrong, so join the fight
In showing the winners we don’t play their games
An army of losers retarded and lame
A chance to unite cause we’re all the same
It’s great to be a
Failure
Never try
Failure is the best revenge
Avoid mediocrity and run the other way
Stay at the bottom, you’re welcome to stay
Make them remember you for failure without match
Every defeat is a feather in your cap
I give a crap
We all belong
Failure
One billion strong
Failure
Come join the club
Failure
Never try
Failure is the best revenge