Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Don't Make Me Get My Fat, Lazy Ass Off This Couch, artist - The Vandals. Album song Hollywood Potato Chip, in the genre ПанкDon't Make Me Get My Fat, Lazy Ass Off This Couch |
| I know it’s not my fault I’ve been held back, under attack by parents, |
| Teachers, lawyers, past employers, that hold me down. |
| My efforts all disgraced and criticized, thrown in my face. |
| They’re only joy to plot and foil my conquests, and hold me down. |
| I hope they’re happy now. |
| I blame the people who are in front of me, |
| Deliberately they block me from my dreams and progress. |
| I just let them win. |
| And never try again. |
| I’ve never stood a chance. |
| My bets laid plans we’re quickly dashed by cheaters, thieves and squealers — |
| Glory stealers, that hold me down. |
| I hope they’re happy now. |
| I blame the people who are in front of me, |
| Deliberately they block me from my dreams and progress. |
| I just let them win. |
| And never try again. |
| I gave it one last shot, |
| They knocked me down and ripped me off again they win, I quit. |
| They won’t admit it, they hold me down. |
| I hope they’re happy now. |
| I blame the people who are in front of me, |
| Deliberately they block me from my dreams and progress. |
| I just let them win. |
| And never try again. |
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