Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Clowns Are Experts, artist - The Vandals. Date of issue: 13.09.1999
Song language: English
Clowns Are Experts |
| Clowns are neato clowns are fun |
| Clowns are loved by everyone |
| Cops n' commies even fags |
| Everybody loves a gag |
| Clowns everywhere are freakin' out |
| In parades they scream n' shout |
| They’re sad as hell, and they’re singin' the blues |
| Cause no one laughs at their great big shoes |
| Here’s some clowns we really love: Bozo, Scoopy, Rusty Nails |
| Here’s a clown we really hate: Ronald McDonald |
| (He's only in it for the burgers) |
| I saw a clown in the mall today |
| My brother cried and he ran away |
| They get no respect, aren’t served in bars |
| No matter how many friends they can fit in their cars |
| The other day I was drivin' around in the clown-mobile |
| With 17 of myfriends towin' the |
| Ferris wheel in the back and |
| This cop pulls me over and says |
| «Where ya goin' Bozo?» |
| I said, «I'm not Bozo. |
| I sure wish I was, though |
| The man’s a friggin' genius.» |
| Clowns are forced to take jobs across the nation |
| Below the level of their education |
| It’s hard as hell to make ends meet |
| With a painted face and gigantic feet |
| Yesterday I was sittin' in a bar havin' a drink |
| And this clown walks in and says |
| «Bartender, give me a tree fort.» |
| The bartender looks at him and says |
| «What's in a tree fort?» |
| «Playboy books and cigars.» |
| Last verse same as the first |
| Acapulco version, ten times worse |