Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Change The World With My Hockey Stick, artist - The Vandals. Date of issue: 16.09.1999
Song language: English
Change The World With My Hockey Stick |
| Gonna change the world |
| With my hockey stick |
| Gonna make a real difference |
| Feed the poor and heal the sick |
| I’ll practice in my yard |
| Or in the showers every day |
| Until I get so goddamn good |
| That someone really super rich will say |
| «Here's a million dollars |
| You can spend it how you like |
| You can change the fucking world |
| Or turn it into something nice» |
| I’ll use my stick for foreign matters |
| Giving meaning to our planet |
| And anything we ever wanted |
| We will get to have it |
| And it’s all thanks to my hockey stick |
| And skill in which I use it |
| A hero to humanity |
| I swear I won’t abuse it |
| I’ll change the world |
| I’ll make a difference man |
| I’ll change the world with my hockey stick |
| Solving all our problems |
| Like crack and AIDS and murder, violence, syphilis |
| Global warming, floods and arson, rape, and birth defects |
| And things affecting every person |
| War on crime and racism are problems of the past you see |
| Thanks to the greatest hockey player |
| That would be me |
| World leaders are united |
| From the joy to watch me playing |
| As the planet gathers 'round |
| For the chance to hear me saying |
| «This place is now utopia |
| And heaven is on earth» |
| Me and my hockey stick |
| Can finally built this earth |
| I changed the world |
| I made a difference! |
| I changed the world with my hockey stick |
| I changed the world |
| Yeah! |
| I changed the world with my hockey stick |
| I solved all our problems |
| People don’t appreciate the glory I have brought them |
| I saved this planet in its darkest hour |
| So they will grovel beneath the man that saved them from the curse |
| Appoint myself ruler of the universe |
| And lots of family masses they will grovel at my feet |
| And their lives will serve no purpose |
| Other than to honor me |
| And this stick it will now rule their lives |
| And dictate all their thoughts |
| And I’ll re-write our history |
| And thus reside as God |
| I’ll rule the world |
| I did it! |
| I’ll rule the world with my hockey stick |
| I’ll rule the world |
| Yeah! |
| I’ll rule the world with my hockey stick |
| Just because I am that good |