
Date of issue: 07.10.1996
Record label: Kung Fu
Song language: English
C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S |
«C"is for your little clit when I go down beneath |
«H"is for your pubic hair that sticks between my teeth |
«R"is for your rectum that «I"fuck with my dick |
Christmas comes but once a year and makes me fucking sick |
«S"is for your shitty asshole, clinkers 'round your bum |
«T"is for your massive tits that make me want to cum |
«M"is for masturbation, when you’re not here with me |
«A"is for the agony of catching your vd |
«S"is for the syphilis that rots away my prick |
Christmas comes but once a year and makes me fucking sick |
«S"is for the syphilis that rots away my |
Ding-dong merrily along |
The chapel bells are ringing |
Ding-dong merrily along |
My fucking balls are swinging |
Whoa, whoa whoa whoa… |
Whoa, whoa whoa whoa… |
The chapel bells are ringing |
Whoa, whoa whoa whoa… |
My fucking balls are swinging |
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