Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Two Dozen and One Greyhounds, artist - The Simpsons. Date of issue: 09.12.2021
Song language: English
Two Dozen and One Greyhounds |
| Mr Burns: You stay with me, you’re the pick of the litter. |
| Lisa: Maybe we were wrong about Burns on this one… |
| Smithers: Are you sure you wanna go through with this, Sir, |
| you do have a very full wardrobe as it is… |
| Mr Burns: Yes… but not completely full. |
| You see… |
| (Breaks into song) |
| …some men hunt for sport, |
| Others hunt for food. |
| The only thing I’m hunting for |
| Is an outfit that looks good. |
| See my vest, see my vest, |
| Made from real gorilla chest. |
| Feel this sweater, there’s no better |
| Than authentic Irish Setter. |
| See this hat, 'twas my cat. |
| My evening wear, vampire bat. |
| These white slippers are albino |
| African endangered rhino. |
| Grizzly bear underwear, |
| Turtle necks I’ve got my share. |
| Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest |
| Try my red robin suit, |
| It comes one breast or two… |
| See my vest, See my vest, See my vest. |
| Like my loafers, former gophers, |
| It was that or skin my chauffeurs, |
| But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best… |
| So let’s prepare these dogs, |
| Kill two for matching clogs! |
| See my vest! |
| See me vest! |
| Oh, please, won’t you see my veeeeeesst! |
| (Dialog) |
| Mr Burns: I really like the vest! |
| Smithers: I gathered that… |
| Lisa: (gasps) He’s gonna make a tuxedo out of our puppies! |
| Bart: (hums the tune of the song) Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-naaa… |
| Lisa: Bart! |
| Bart: Sorry. |
| You gotta admit, it’s catchy. |