
Date of issue: 09.12.2021
Song language: English
Cut Every Corner |
Shary: If there’s a task that must be done, |
Don’t turn your tail and run, |
Don’t pout, don’t sob, |
Just do a half-assed job! |
If… you… cut every corner |
It is really not so bad, |
Everybody does it, |
Even mom and dad. |
If nobody sees it, |
Then nobody gets mad, |
Bart: It’s the American way! |
Shary: The policeman on the beat |
Needs some time to rest his feet. |
Chief Wiggum: Fighting crime is not my cup of tea! |
Shary: And the clerk who runs the store |
Can charge a little more |
For meat! |
Apu: For meat! |
Shary: And milk! |
Apu: And milk! |
Both: From 1984! |
Shary: If… you… cut every corner, |
You’ll have more time for play, |
Shary &OFF: It’s the American waaaaay! |
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