| Bart:
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| Let me start at the start, then take it away
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| My name is Simpson, Bartholomew J.
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| That’s Bart with an «art"and a capital «B»
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| Then «simp"plus «s-o-n"that's me
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| Introductions aside, let’s move right along
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| You can all sing along at the sound of the gong
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| Once upon a time, about a week ago
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| All of the sudden, trouble started to grow
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| Alarm was buzzin', I was snoozin'
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| Supposed to get up now, but I was refusing
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| To let reality become an intrusion
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| 'Cause in dreamy-dreamland I was cruisin'
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| But the buzz kept buzzin', my head kept fuzzin'
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| Gave the radio a throw and heard an explosion
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| I opened up my eyes to my surprise
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| There stood Homer and his temperature rised
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| I will chillin', he was yellin'
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| Face all distored, 'cause he was propellin'
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| It wasn’t what he said, but more of his tone
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| The usual jibe, put your nose to the grind-stone
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| I said I’m real sorry, but that didn’t cut it.
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| I started to protest, but Dad said
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| Homer:
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| Shut it! |
| Get up, mow the lawn! |
| Move it on the double!
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| 'Cause if you don’t, you’re in deep, deep, trouble!
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| Back-up Singers:
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| Trouble! |
| Deep, deep trouble!
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| Wanted to snuggle! |
| Deep, deep trouble!
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| Bart:
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| So I’m in the front yard mowing like crazy
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| Sweating like a pig and the sun is blazy
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| Homer’s in the driveway, gettin' in the car
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| With Mom and Lis, I hope they’re going real far
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| Then Dad yells ---
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| Homer: Bart!
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| Bart: And I go, «Yo!"He goes ---
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| Homer: You done yet?
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| Bart: And I go, «No."So he goes ---
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| Homer: Oh, you’re too slow!
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| Bart:
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| So I step on the gas, speed up the mow
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| Didn’t see that sprinkler underneath that tree
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| Went Keee! |
| Pisssssh!
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| Sprayin' on me! |
| I go, «Whoa!"Homer goes ---
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| Homer:
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| D’oh! |
| Now you can’t go, to the boat show!
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| Bart:
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| This is my thanks for working my butt off
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| Homer starts the moter and they all start to 'putt off
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| Soaked to the bone, standin' in a puddle…
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| No one needs to tell me I’m in deep, deep trouble…
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| Back-up Singers:
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| Trouble! |
| Deep, deep trouble!
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| The one who gets double! |
| Deep, deep trouble!
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| Bart:
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| As soon as they’re gone, I’m stretched on a lawn
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| Looking at the sky with my sunshades on
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| Now I never ever claimed that I was a smarty
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| But inspiration hits me: «Let's have a party!»
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| I called up my posse. |
| They were here in a flash
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| They brought all their pals, we started to thrash!
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| There was rompin', and stompin', an occasional crash
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| A fist fight or two, a Nintendo for cash
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| We raided the fridge, dogs raided the trash
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| I got a little worried when the windows got smashed
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| The next thing you know Mom and Dad are home
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| The kids disappear, and I’m all alone
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| Everything is silent except for my moan
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| And the low breasy tone of a saxophone
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| They look at me, then they go into a huddle
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| Get the sinking sensation I’m in deep, deep trouble
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| Back-up Singers:
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| Trouble! |
| Deep, deep Trouble!
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| You’re in trouble! |
| Deep, deep trouble!
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| Bart:
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| There’s a little epilogue to my tale of sadness
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| I was dragged down the block by His Royal Dadness
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| We rounded the corner and came to a stop
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| Threw me inside Jake’s the barber shop
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| I said, «please sir just a little off the top…»
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| Dude shaved me bare, gave me a lollipop
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| So on my head there’s nothing but stubble
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| Man, I hate bein' in deep, deep trouble!
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| Back-up Singers: Trouble! |
| Deep, deep trouble! |
| Nothing but trouble
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| Deep deep trouble!(repeated)
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| Bart: Oh, come on man. |