Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Monorail Song, artist - The Simpsons. Date of issue: 09.12.2021
Song language: English
The Monorail Song |
| Well, sir, there’s nothing on earth |
| Like a genuine, bona fide |
| Electrified, six-car monorail |
| What’d I say? |
| Monorail |
| What’s it called? |
| Monorail |
| That’s right! |
| Monorail |
| Monorail |
| Monorail |
| Monorail |
| I hear those things are awfully loud |
| It glides as softly as a cloud |
| Is there a chance the track could bend? |
| Not on your life, my Hindu friend |
| What about us brain-dead slobs? |
| You’ll be given cushy jobs |
| Were you sent here by the Devil? |
| No, good sir, I’m on the level |
| The ring came off my pudding can |
| Take my pen knife, my good man |
| I swear it’s Springfield’s only choice |
| Throw up your hands and raise your voice |
| Monorail |
| What’s it called? |
| Monorail |
| Once again |
| Monorail |
| But Main Street’s still all cracked and broken |
| Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken |
| Monorail! |
| Monorail! |
| Monorail! |
| Monorail! |
| Mono, d’oh! |