| Lisa & Our life is so confusing,
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| Bart: No reason and no rhyme.
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| We’ve got this funny feeling,
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| Getting old before our time.
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| Gimme what ya got,
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| Gimme what ya got,
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| I know what ya got,
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| Gimme what ya got.
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| Lisa: What kind of love brings such confusion?
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| Bart: Shuts out the sun and kills all glee.
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| Lisa & What are these blues we’re here to tell you?
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| Bart: It’s sibling rivalry.
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| I don’t wanna share,
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| Wanna make you nuts,
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| Gimme what ya got,
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| Gotta have it all.
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| Bart: Sometimes I see her doing homework,
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| Lisa: I’m working hard all by myself.
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| Bart: And who can stand a happy sister.
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| Lisa: He hates I don’t require help.
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| Back: Ooh. |
| Ooh. |
| Ooh.
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| Bart: I put a spider on her shoulder.
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| (Back: Oh, ya, wooh.)
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| Lisa: I’m not aware that it is fake.
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| (Back: Ooh, ooh, ooh.)
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| Bart: I ask her what the heck that thing is.
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| (Back: Eeww!)
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| Lisa: I turn and start; |
| I scream and shake.
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| (Back: Scream and shake!)
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| Bart: Whhhhhhhy does it feel so good?
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| My dear old fun?
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| I know it’s wrong to feel so mean,
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| But, you shoulda heard her scream.
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| (Back: Ooh ooh, ooh)
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| Bart: Ha ha ha haa. |
| Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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| (Back: Ooh ooh, ooh)
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| Bart: Aah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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| (Back: Ooh ooh, ooh)
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| Bart: Ha, hahahaha. |
| Ha haa.
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| (Back: Ooh ooh, ooh)
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| Bart: Ha ha ha ha ha ha. |
| Ha hahahaha.
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| Lisa: I am not blameless in this equation.
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| Bart: She likes to talk over my head.
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| Lisa: Poor Bart, his trials and tribulations.
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| Back: Poor Bart.
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| Bart: Before a test she makes me dread.
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| Back: Ooh, ooh, ooh.
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| Lisa: 'Cause I predict that he will fail.
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| Back: Gonna flunk, woo-ooh.
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| Bart: I chase her down when she is right.
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| Back: Ooh, ooh, ooh.
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| Lisa: When I refuse to just turn tail,
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| Back: Hold your ground Lisa.
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| L & B: We have our most outstanding fights!
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| Back: Outstanding fights!
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| Lisa: What kind of love brings such contusions?
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| Bart: All these band-aids the world can see.
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| Lisa & What is this shame we’re here to tell you?
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| Bart: It’s sibling rivalry.
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| Lisa & A brother and a sister,
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| Bart: We’re trying not to boast.
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| But we can’t help believing,
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| That we’ll always be this close.
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| Back: Siblings find it oh so hard,
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| When it comes to giving,
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| Let them once try singing
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| Background for a living.
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| Lisa & A brother and a sister,
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| Bart: We will always be this close.
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| Bart: Let go my hand, Lisa. |