Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Simple Joys Of Maidenhood, artist - Sopor Aeternus & The Ensemble Of Shadows. Album song Les Fleurs Du Mal, in the genre The Simple Joys Of Maidenhood |
| Where the exit-door leads in |
| he scrutinises circling clockwise |
| counting two out of the three |
| slightly above the first degree |
| «Has there been blood?» |
| he asks politely as once a year we do explore |
| with my head resting on the pillow |
| gateways towards |
| Plutonian shores |
| Some are caused by downward pressure |
| so don’t strain when opening bowels |
| the simple joys of maidenhood |
| the red-eyed fox is on the prowl |
| Rubber-bands for arteries |
| these Indian seeds do soak like flees |
| reduce the use of salts and lose some weight |
| walk half an hour every day |
| I openly dislike your vagueness |
| in handling hours we appoint |
| but when you choose |
| your pronouns rightly |
| I do silently rejoice |
| Some are caused by downward pressure |
| so don’t strain when opening bowels |
| the simple joys of maidenhood |
| the red-eyed fox is on the prowl |
| So listen closely girls and boys |
| this song is about hemorrhoids |
| Not anyone’s but mine of course |
| a secret part I now disclose |
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