| I know it must seem to you like the strangest thing to say, | 
| But in the winter of his presence I’ve always felt warm and safe. | 
| I always knew no skirt no suit would ever bother me, | 
| As long as he is present, as long as this man stayed close to me. | 
| I do like his company, I enjoy it, in fact, | 
| He’s the only human friend that I ever had, | 
| Which is quite ironic, 'cause he’s mostly occupied | 
| By the methods that exist to blow out people’s lights… | 
| I wouldn’t be surprised at all, | 
| If someday I found out | 
| That he had thoroughly checked on my life | 
| And on my background, | 
| And confidently reconfirmed | 
| By the things he didn’t find, | 
| He then granted me access to a small part | 
| Of his secret life… | 
| I know it must seem to you | 
| Like the strangest thing to say, | 
| But in the winter of his presence | 
| I’ve always felt warm and safe… | 
| I never had to worry though, it can’t give me the chills, | 
| Because, you see, men are the only species that he kills. | 
| Oh, that’s why I love his company, quite enjoy it, in fact, | 
| He is the only human friend that I ever had. | 
| I rarely ponder on him | 
| In the wayward hours of the day, | 
| But am surprised at my own delight | 
| I find in seeing him again. | 
| White shirt, black tie, exquisite twine, | 
| I’m brewing tea, he’s having wine. | 
| It’s quite seductive, if it’s right, | 
| The perfect way to spend the night… | 
| I do like his company, I enjoy it, in fact, | 
| He’s the only human friend that I ever had, | 
| Which is quite ironic, 'cause he’s mostly occupied | 
| By the methods that exist to blow out people’s lights… | 
| I never had to worry though, it can’t give me the chills, | 
| Because, you see, men are the only species that he kills. | 
| Oh, that’s why I love his company, quite enjoy it, in fact, | 
| He is the only human friend that I ever had. | 
| Each act performed is like a ballet, a prayer, precise and acute. | 
| Oh, how I do admire such perfect business-like attitude, | 
| Both in style and execution, virtuously immaculate… - | 
| And flawlessly equated to the savage fee that he has set. | 
| Built just like the ideal of an athlete, my champion of sorts. | 
| His price is one that only broken hearts are willing to afford. | 
| Death is always quite disastrous, messy, common and obscene, | 
| But in the golden hour when he leaves all is stainless, all is clean… | 
| If I, one day, might also decide to need | 
| This special kind of service that this man provides, | 
| Oh, I will pray that my fate kindly agrees to the plot, | 
| And sends someone like this man to come and finish the job. | 
| Because I just cannot bear the foul and blasphemous thought | 
| That involves getting slain by some filthy amateur’s hands. | 
| I know it must seem to you like the strangest thing to say, | 
| But in the winter of his presence I always felt warm and safe. | 
| I know that you must surely think me mad, | 
| But he’s the most human friend that I ever had… |