| I know it must seem to you like the strangest thing to say,
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| But in the winter of his presence I’ve always felt warm and safe.
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| I always knew no skirt no suit would ever bother me,
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| As long as he is present, as long as this man stayed close to me.
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| I do like his company, I enjoy it, in fact,
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| He’s the only human friend that I ever had,
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| Which is quite ironic, 'cause he’s mostly occupied
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| By the methods that exist to blow out people’s lights…
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| I wouldn’t be surprised at all,
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| If someday I found out
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| That he had thoroughly checked on my life
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| And on my background,
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| And confidently reconfirmed
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| By the things he didn’t find,
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| He then granted me access to a small part
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| Of his secret life…
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| I know it must seem to you
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| Like the strangest thing to say,
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| But in the winter of his presence
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| I’ve always felt warm and safe…
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| I never had to worry though, it can’t give me the chills,
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| Because, you see, men are the only species that he kills.
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| Oh, that’s why I love his company, quite enjoy it, in fact,
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| He is the only human friend that I ever had.
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| I rarely ponder on him
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| In the wayward hours of the day,
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| But am surprised at my own delight
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| I find in seeing him again.
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| White shirt, black tie, exquisite twine,
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| I’m brewing tea, he’s having wine.
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| It’s quite seductive, if it’s right,
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| The perfect way to spend the night…
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| I do like his company, I enjoy it, in fact,
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| He’s the only human friend that I ever had,
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| Which is quite ironic, 'cause he’s mostly occupied
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| By the methods that exist to blow out people’s lights…
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| I never had to worry though, it can’t give me the chills,
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| Because, you see, men are the only species that he kills.
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| Oh, that’s why I love his company, quite enjoy it, in fact,
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| He is the only human friend that I ever had.
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| Each act performed is like a ballet, a prayer, precise and acute.
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| Oh, how I do admire such perfect business-like attitude,
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| Both in style and execution, virtuously immaculate… -
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| And flawlessly equated to the savage fee that he has set.
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| Built just like the ideal of an athlete, my champion of sorts.
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| His price is one that only broken hearts are willing to afford.
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| Death is always quite disastrous, messy, common and obscene,
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| But in the golden hour when he leaves all is stainless, all is clean…
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| If I, one day, might also decide to need
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| This special kind of service that this man provides,
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| Oh, I will pray that my fate kindly agrees to the plot,
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| And sends someone like this man to come and finish the job.
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| Because I just cannot bear the foul and blasphemous thought
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| That involves getting slain by some filthy amateur’s hands.
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| I know it must seem to you like the strangest thing to say,
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| But in the winter of his presence I always felt warm and safe.
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| I know that you must surely think me mad,
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| But he’s the most human friend that I ever had… |