Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Me Old Ball & Chain, artist - The Rumjacks. Date of issue: 05.02.2015
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Me Old Ball & Chain |
| Right! |
| Hand me down that bottle of tequila from the shelf |
| I’ll have a beer to follow & all, here take one for yerself |
| I’ve been off the piss for ten long years & I’ve a bloody thirst |
| And I won’t be leavin' here until you carry me feet first |
| Me old ball & chain is in a shallow grave |
| So hit me, ONE, TWO, — ONE TWO THREE FOUR! |
| I don’t have to suffer anymore |
| ‘Til I’ve tripped over the speakers & I’ve fallen through the band |
| And told the chubby bouncer ‘geeza shout if ye need a hand!' |
| I’m screamin o’er the bar & I’m spittin' in yer ear |
| And signin' wi' my hands for ya to geez another beer |
| Me old ball & chain is in a shallow grave |
| So hit me, ONE, TWO, — ONE TWO THREE FOUR! |
| I don’t have to suffer anymore |
| ‘Til I’ve kicked shit out yer jukebox & broken all yer darts |
| & talked the friggin ears off my reflection in the glass |
| I’ve spewed all down the front o' me & pissed all down me leg |
| And I’m propped up in the corner like a fuckin' rusty keg |
| Me old ball & chain is in a shallow grave |
| So hit me, ONE, TWO, — ONE TWO THREE FOUR! |
| I don’t have to suffer anymore |
| ‘Til I’m snorin' like a chainsaw & I’m layin there catchin' flies |
| And you ye cheeky bugger pops two pennies in me eyes |
| «God love ye and protect ye, get yer knees up Missus Brown |
| She’s topped her flamin' hubby & she’s torn up half the town!» |
| Me old ball & chain is in a shallow grave |
| So hit me, ONE, TWO, — ONE TWO THREE FOUR! |
| I don’t have to suffer anymore. |
| (ONE TWO THREE FOUR) |
| Me old ball & chain is in a shallow grave |
| So hit me, ONE, TWO, — ONE TWO THREE FOUR! |
| I don’t have to suffer anymore |
| So hit me, ONE, TWO, — ONE TWO THREE FOUR! |
| I don’t have to suffer anymore |