
Date of issue: 21.09.2010
Song language: English
An Irish Pub Song |
There’s a county map to go on the wall |
A hurling stick & a shinty ball |
The bric, the brac, the craic & all |
Lets call it an Irish pub |
Caffreys, Harp, Kilkenny on tap |
The Guinness pie & that cabbage crap |
The ideal wannabee Paddy trap |
We’ll call it an Irish pub |
Whale, oil, beef, hooked! |
I swear upon the holy book |
The only 'craic' you’ll get is a slap in the ear |
Whale, oil, beef, hooked! |
I’ll up & burst yer filthy mug |
If you draw one more shamrock in me beer! |
We’ll raise the price o' beer a dollar |
We’ll make em wear a shirt & collar |
We’ll fly a bloody tri-colour |
And call it an Irish pub |
Jager bombs & double shots |
The underagers think its tops |
We’ll spike the drinks & pay the cops |
We got us an Irish pub |
The quick one in the filthy bog |
The partin' glass across the lug |
O' the lady-O, the dirty dog |
We got us an Irish pub |
It’s over to me and over to you |
We’ll skip along the Avenue |
And who t’hell is Ronnie Drew? |
We got us an Irish pub |
Plasma screens & neon lights |
Kara-farkin-oke nights |
The bouncers they can pick the fights |
We’ll call it an Irish pub |
Plastic cups, a polished floor |
We’ll hose the blood right out the door |
And let the knucklers back for more |
We got us an Irish pub |
Oh top o' the mornin', Garryowen |
Kiss me I’m Irish, Molly Malone |
Failte, Slainte, Pog ma thon |
We got us an Irish pub |
Spike the punch & strip the willow |
Strike me up the rakes o' Mallow |
The Liffey never ran so shallow |
We got us an Irish pub |
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