Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song An Irish Pub Song, artist - The Rumjacks. Date of issue: 21.09.2010
Song language: English
An Irish Pub Song |
| There’s a county map to go on the wall |
| A hurling stick & a shinty ball |
| The bric, the brac, the craic & all |
| Lets call it an Irish pub |
| Caffreys, Harp, Kilkenny on tap |
| The Guinness pie & that cabbage crap |
| The ideal wannabee Paddy trap |
| We’ll call it an Irish pub |
| Whale, oil, beef, hooked! |
| I swear upon the holy book |
| The only 'craic' you’ll get is a slap in the ear |
| Whale, oil, beef, hooked! |
| I’ll up & burst yer filthy mug |
| If you draw one more shamrock in me beer! |
| We’ll raise the price o' beer a dollar |
| We’ll make em wear a shirt & collar |
| We’ll fly a bloody tri-colour |
| And call it an Irish pub |
| Jager bombs & double shots |
| The underagers think its tops |
| We’ll spike the drinks & pay the cops |
| We got us an Irish pub |
| The quick one in the filthy bog |
| The partin' glass across the lug |
| O' the lady-O, the dirty dog |
| We got us an Irish pub |
| It’s over to me and over to you |
| We’ll skip along the Avenue |
| And who t’hell is Ronnie Drew? |
| We got us an Irish pub |
| Plasma screens & neon lights |
| Kara-farkin-oke nights |
| The bouncers they can pick the fights |
| We’ll call it an Irish pub |
| Plastic cups, a polished floor |
| We’ll hose the blood right out the door |
| And let the knucklers back for more |
| We got us an Irish pub |
| Oh top o' the mornin', Garryowen |
| Kiss me I’m Irish, Molly Malone |
| Failte, Slainte, Pog ma thon |
| We got us an Irish pub |
| Spike the punch & strip the willow |
| Strike me up the rakes o' Mallow |
| The Liffey never ran so shallow |
| We got us an Irish pub |