
Date of issue: 21.09.2010
Song language: English
Mclaughlins Rant |
Well I’ve come here for the gargle, not tae cop a blast |
Ye great thick headit ape, I’ll stick yer chin right out yer arse |
Come lookin' for your pound o' flesh, but I’ve got nothin' left |
Cause Christian Brothers & Brides o' Christ’ve flogged me half to death |
Suck on this ye Succubus, your star’ll never rise |
Ye’ve the smell o' death about your breath & bullet holes for eyes |
I wish that I were sober, the day I made you mine |
Oh pull the piggin door behind ye, thank you for your time |
Bastards! |
A shower o' pricks, the likes ye’ve never known |
Rake em, break em, Devil may take em, down to Hell below |
Oh as I set out on my way all naked and alone |
Guard my back, guide me forth & bring me safely home |
Geez half a life, a decent wife, my share o' love & trust |
And when I’m gone, the long & restful slumber of the just |
They’ll ride ye to the gates o' Hell, drive ye to the brew |
'til every penny’s splashin' off the wall against your shoe |
Ye’ll get yer feed o' spurs & a few choice feckin' words |
Then its back to picks & shovels, cause that’s all they’ll let ye do |
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