 Song information  On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Last Orders , by - The Rumjacks.
 Song information  On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Last Orders , by - The Rumjacks. Release date: 11.10.2018
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
 Song information  On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Last Orders , by - The Rumjacks.
 Song information  On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Last Orders , by - The Rumjacks. | Last Orders | 
| In the event of my demise | 
| Come take a spoon & dig out both my eyes | 
| I’ll see no more the work of loves tender ties | 
| In the event of my demise | 
| Come the day I slip me wind, (Come the day I slip me wind) | 
| Tie your boots & kick my pumpkin in | 
| So I can’t dream of her layin' there with him | 
| Come the day I slip me wind | 
| Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold | 
| Y’now I wouldn’t dare be king of all the world | 
| And I wouldn’t change a thing about her, my Silesian girl | 
| See the day I pop me clogs, (See the day I pop me clogs) | 
| Wipe your blades and call off all your dogs | 
| The only good I’ll be is food for all the bugs | 
| See the day I pop me clogs | 
| When I go tits-up in a box, (When I go tits-up in a box) | 
| Plant me o’er beneath that pile o' rocks | 
| So I can’t roam around & rattle all her locks | 
| When I go tits-up in a box | 
| Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold | 
| Y’now I wouldn’t dare be king of all the world | 
| And I wouldn’t change a thing about her, my Silesian girl | 
| When I’ve took my final bow, (When I’ve took my final bow) | 
| Don’t fash yerself with all the when & how | 
| If you weren’t with me in the here & now | 
| When I’ve took me final bow | 
| When all my days have turned to night, (When all my days have turned to night) | 
| Stuff my lugs wi' all that straw & shite | 
| So I can’t hear her singing sweetly in the night | 
| Oh that’s the sound of blessed light | 
| Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold | 
| Y’now I wouldn’t dare be king of all the world | 
| And I wouldn’t change a thing about her, my Silesian girl | 
| Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold | 
| Y’now I wouldn’t dare be king of all the world | 
| And I wouldn’t change a thing about her, my Silesian girl | 
| (Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold) | 
| My Silesian girl. | 
| (Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold) | 
| My Silesian girl. | 
| (Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold) | 
| My Silesian girl. | 
| (Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold) | 
| My Silesian girl. | 
| (Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold) | 
| My Silesian girl. | 
| (Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold) | 
| My Silesian girl. | 
| (Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold) | 
| My Silesian girl. | 
| (Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold) | 
| My Silesian girl. | 
| (Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold) | 
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