| Let me tell you something you don’t seem to understand
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| I don’t really care about your crappy local band
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| Don’t you tell me I can’t tell you what to do
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| I can, on the whole
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| 'cause I work for a magazine
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| And I wrote a book about rock and roll
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| I wrote a book about rock and roll
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| I wrote a book about rock and roll
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| I think rock and roll is wonderful
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| And I wrote a book about rock and roll
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| I know words like «sobriquet,» «malaise» and «plutocrat.»
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| And I compare the Shaggs to Wittgenstein--
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| How cool is that?
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| Oh, you don’t? |
| I didn’t think you would
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| Aren’t my references out of control? |
| Sometimes I even stump myself
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| But it’s all in my book about rock and roll
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| I wrote a book about rock and roll
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| I wrote a book about rock and roll
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| Rock and roll is in my soul
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| So I wrote a book about rock and roll
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| Hey yeah yeah, rock and roll
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| If you start doubting me
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| There’s something you should see
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| Take a look at these
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| Thousands of CDs
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| No one has more than me
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| And I got all of them for free
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| Hey, thanks for the free CD, I can sell it at the store down the block
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| And don’t be surprised if I say «kiss my ass»
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| That’s how rock and rollers talk (like me)
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| But you better treat me right
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| 'cause I’m mean and powerful
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| But you’ll never be a reference in
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| My next book about rock and roll
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| I wrote a book about rock and roll
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| I wrote a book about rock and roll
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| Rock and roll is wonderful
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| So I wrote a book about rock and roll |