Lyrics The Empty Experience - The Mr. T Experience

The Empty Experience

I want to be real cool
I don’t want to follow the schedule
I want to eat my TV set
I want to smell like aqua net
I want to know the human race
I want to rub it all over my face
Life is such a fucking joke
I want to laugh until I choke
Thought I saw you when I closed my eyes
But it was just an order of fries
Thought I loved you yesterday
But it was just a TV tray
I want to meet the Aspirin lady
I want to talk to Peter Brady
I want to be on my own
I want to be fully grown
I want to be a celebrity
I want to be like Mr. T
Won’t let people fuck with me
Every night on TV