| Hello Kitty Menendez
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| Oh, what a summer we had
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| I’m struggling through, but when I think of you
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| Things don’t seem so bad
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| I’m glad you’re there to befriend us
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| When things go from bad to worse
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| We’re all getting chewed up, our lives are all screwed up
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| But not as screwed up as yours
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| And the people will say what the people will say
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| In this age of neglect and abuse
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| But each passing day can be bigger, better, brighter than ever
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| Now that we have the Menendez excuse
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| And though your case may soon be replaced
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| By the Michael Jackson trial
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| (Michael Jackson pedophile trial)
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| You’ve got Wessonality
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| Celebrity panache and style
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| And whether you have been abused
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| As or by a child
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| There’ll be non compos mentis-es
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| For all those Menendezes
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| And Menendezes' apprentices
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| And doctors and dentist-es
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| So hello Kitty Menendez
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| Wherever you may be
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| I know you’ll be watching over me
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| And I’ll be watching Court TV
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| You’ll be watching over me
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| And I’ll be watching
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| I’ll be watching Court TV |