| I don’t have much to offer
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| Or anything at all
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| I look like death warmed over
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| You’re like a living doll
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| Okay, I may be the worst that you have seen
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| But I’m King Dork and I want you to be my Queen, e-een, e-een, whoa-o
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| I’m King Dork and I want you to be my Queen
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| You’re too dear to put a price on
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| And when I talk to you
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| You’re more than Monty Python
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| Star Trek or Dr. Who
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| You’re much more than
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| MST3K or D&D yeah
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| I’m King Dork and I want you to be with me, e-ee, e-ee, whoa-o
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| I’m King Dork and I want you to be with me-e-e-e-e
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| Once you get used to it
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| Maybe you can love me just a little bit
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| Would that be, such a catastrophe?
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| So don’t start screaming yet
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| Just lower your standards and get set
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| Whatever it takes, however it has to be
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| Those other girls can’t stand me
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| There’s none as fair as you
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| But if they see you and me
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| It might embarass you
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| So we’ll go where they will never see you
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| I’m King Dork and I want you to be with me, e-ee, e-ee, whoa-o
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| I’m King Dork and I want you to be my
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| I’m King Dork and I want you to be my
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| I’m King Dork and I want you to be my Queen |