Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Rejected Bond Song, artist - The Midnight Beast. Date of issue: 19.11.2015
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
The Rejected Bond Song |
| Listen for the one-liner, James Bond behind ya |
| PPK in your temple, penis in vagina |
| Of your girlfriend, and her friend phoning up the president |
| It’sh Jamesh Bond… I just shaved the world again |
| It’s an odd job, but someone gotta do it |
| A cunning linguist, all the languages fluent |
| Suit tailor made, sharper than a hidden blade, |
| Getting laid, getting paid, no time to urinate |
| Seriously, I’ve never seen James Bond do a piss |
| N' no matter the villain |
| 'Cause there’s always a villain |
| They’ll be on a yaught chillin' |
| N' they’re holding a kitten |
| N' somehow think they’re winning |
| But James Bond got a license for killin' |
| For Queen and For Country |
| His dick in, your women |
| His dick in, your pussy galore |
| Typical Sean, Connery |
| Better than Moore, hear the engine roar |
| Aston Martin, not a Mitsubishi |
| Eight girls at a time, that’s an octopussy |
| SPECTRE |
| It’s the motherfucking B-O-N-D |
| (James Bond motherfucker!) |
| SPECTRE |
| Bitch don’t be messing with the B-O-N-D |
| (JAMES BOND YEAH YEAH YEAH) |
| SPECTRE |
| Shaken-not-stirred-vodka-mar-ti-ni |
| (Cocktails motherfucker!) |
| SPECTRE |
| Bitch don’t be messing with the B-O-N-D |
| What do you ex-spectre |
| When you messing with the best-r |
| James Bond goes BLAM in yo face |
| Wa-pow, karate chop to the neck-sir |
| N' if you show him no re-spectre |
| Then we really can’t protect-ya |
| One minute you’re a passenger |
| In his dope car, then the next |
| James Bond will eject-ya |
| SPECTRE |
| It’s the motherfucking B-O-N-D |
| (James Bond motherfucker!) |
| SPECTRE |
| Bitch don’t be messing with the B-O-N-D |
| (JAMES BOND YEAH YEAH YEAH) |
| SPECTRE |
| Checkin' outta girl in a ber-key-ney |
| (Bird watch motherfucker) |
| SPECTRE |
| Bitch don’t be messing with the B-O-N-D |
| (Double O 7 forever) |
| He’s James Bond, there’s only one Bond |
| Whether the dudes that play Bond |
| Roger Moore, Brosnan, Sean |
| And I think there maybe some more |
| SPECTRE |
| It’s the motherfucking B-O-N-D |
| (James Bond motherfucker!) |
| SPECTRE |
| Bitch don’t be messing with the B-O-N-D |
| (JAMES BOND YEAH YEAH YEAH) |
| SPECTRE |
| Omega Watch with a laser-beam-y |
| (Got the time mother fucker) |
| SPECTRE |
| You know you gonna be sucking Bonds D |
| (It happened) |