Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Pokemon (Parody), artist - The Midnight Beast. Date of issue: 05.09.2016
Song language: English
Pokemon (Parody) |
| I wanna be the very best |
| No longer be ignored |
| I called in sick for work all week |
| It’s not like that’s against the law (actually it is… oh) |
| I will travel by any means |
| Bike or board or blades |
| Catching Pokemon on an iPhone app |
| Before my iPhone battery drains |
| Pokemon! |
| I’m not a kid anymore |
| But I’d run in front of traffic for bulbasaur |
| Pokemon! |
| Ohh and when I hatch an egg |
| I get fully blown erect |
| Pokemon I’d miss out on sex (miss out on sex) |
| To fill up my pokedex |
| Should I go out? |
| Or should I stay in? |
| Playing Pokemon! |
| Gotta catch em all! |
| And I don’t know why! |
| Yeah |
| It’s Friday night and all my friends |
| Are out there having drinks |
| I’m sitting in the McDonald’s toilets |
| Because they have a gym |
| It’s my grandads funeral |
| I heard a Pikachu is near |
| But I forgot to turn my volume down |
| And now everyone can hear |
| But they join in |
| Cause Pokemon Go is awesome! |
| Pokemon! |
| I’m not a kid anymore |
| But I’d dangle off a building for Venosaur |
| Pokemon! |
| Ohh and when I hatch an egg |
| I get fully blown erect |
| Pokemon! |
| Imma fucking snap (fucking snap) |
| If I hatch another pidgey or rattata |
| Should I go out? |
| Or should I stay in? |
| Playing Pokemon! |
| Gotta catch em all! |
| I’m nearly 28! |
| I turn on my charmander |
| Pants come off |
| But I’d rather be jiggling with a jiggilipuff |
| Cause… Why not? |
| If this don’t a-mew-se you den laters |
| I’ll squirtle of the haters |
| If you Ash-furret |
| You best bel-eevee that Imma be famous |
| So keep ya meowth shut |
| You better seel it up |
| Cause there’s no shaymin |
| Playin I just swanna have fun |
| Throwing pokeballs |
| But my mum says this life is onyx-ceptable |
| Pokemon! |
| I’m not a kid anymore |
| But I’d leap out of a plane for ivysaur |
| Pokemon! |
| Ohh and when I hatch an egg |
| I get fully blown erect |
| Pokemon! |
| We’d eat our best friend Dru (best friend Dru) |
| If it would get us a Pikachu |
| Has my life really come to this? |
| Collecting things that don’t exist |
| I can’t feel my fingertips! |
| Playing Pokemon! |
| Gotta catch em all! |
| Put them in my balls! |
| DIGIMON! |
| Wrong one |
| POKEMON! |