| Clickbait
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| Clickbait
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| (Collab of all collabs)
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| Clickbait
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| (Daz Black)
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| Clickbait
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| (Midnight Beast)
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| Clickbait
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| Clickbait
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| (Daz Black is thirsty)
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| Clickbait
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| Click-
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| How does it Start?!
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| How the hell did I get here?
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| Where the fuck did I come from?
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| Clicked the thumbnail that popped up
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| Justin Bieber flavoured condom
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| Some dumb motherfuckers, they all telling me stuff
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| That I don’t wanna know
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| Nothing that’s condom related
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| What flavour would Justin have been now I won’t fucking know, Shit.
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| I’ve wasted an hour
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| Jacking off to Zoella
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| Not tryna be fickle, I swear the thumbnail showed a nipple
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| But she’s fully dressed in a top shop dress
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| She was paid to wear
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| It’s my cross to bare
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| If I see a sick pic, I’ma click on there
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| If I see a sick pic, I’ma click on there
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| Clickbait, clickbait
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| We shot a porno and almost died
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| Clickbait, clickbait
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| These glasses cured my colorblind -ness
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| Have you ever felt lied to before
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| By a YouTuber you adore
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| The thumbnail looks like they’re going to open some doors
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| But when you open them, it’s not what you thought
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| You saw boobies in the thumbnail (itty bitty titties)
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| Hands down your pants, you’re about to fail (ohhh)
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| You’re waiting for skin, but 10 minutes in
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| You realize it’s a video they ain’t even in
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| You’ve just been got
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| Hook, line, and sinker
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| You’re whole expectations were based on a picture
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| They tricked ya
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| Versachi, versachi, versachi, ver-
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| Daz. |
| DAZ.
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| Get back to the point mate
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| Alright, sorry
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| It’s just a way for them to be richer
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| But quicker, gives me the fuel for this rhyme to be sicker
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| I’m sick of the shit that they give ya (give ya, give ya…)
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| Your time is up, you better start running (running, running, running)
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| If I don’t see no boobs, them I am unsubbing (subbing, subbing)
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| Clickbait, clickbait
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| Nipple slips and killer clowns
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| Clickbait, clickbait
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| If you like this vid, I’ll shout you out
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| Look kids
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| Lemme break it down
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| How I’m ripping you off
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| Flipping you off
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| Ticking the box
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| And you’re sat sucking my cock
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| Guzzling vlogs
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| Waiting for a pointless blog to drop
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| But nothing really happens
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| But I spun it right in the blink of an eye
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| You deleted 5 hours of your life
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| You deleted 5 weeks of your life
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| You deleted 5 years of your life
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| Midnight beast are jealous fags
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| Hit them with a double dab
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| Parents money in the bank
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| Tuning for my 80 wanks
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| I need your likes so I like myself
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| Attention is good for my mental health
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| So bend me over and fuck me twice
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| I’ll do anything for my fans if the price is right
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| Clickbait, clickbait
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| My dog just died
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| I broke my leg
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| Clickbait, clickbait
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| I grew an arm out of my head
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| Clickbait, clickbait
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| How many babies can I kick?
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| Clickbait, clickbait
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| I caught a fish
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| With my dick baby
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| Clickbait, clickbait
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| I almost died in an Uber car
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| 1 star
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| Clickbait, clickbait
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| I got arrested at Coachella
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| Clickbait, clickbait
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| I bought a Lamborghini
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| Because I’m rich as fuck
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| Clickbait, clickbait
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| Zoella threw her shit at meee |