Lyrics Butt Dial - The Midnight Beast

Butt Dial

She’s tweeting me love hearts
And telling everyone she knows
Changed her relationship status
And calling all my other girls hoes
You thought my love was getting back in touch
When you missed my call
But it was just a butt dial, it was just a butt dial
Popped up in ya missed calls list
She couldn’t believe it,
You thought I forgot you existed
Our love had drifted, I must have missed it
Why else would my calls have been coming in so persistent?
You fantasize why I called you up
Maybe I saw sense, realized that I fucked it up
And want you back, how sweet is that?
But you were unaware
I had dialed ya digits, with my derriere
'Cause at 4am you were sound asleep
It takes the cheek, that I would be dialing you with my bum cheeks
Ya thought I wanted a deep chat
Little did ya know that
I’d hit ya number with my butt crack
I hate to tell ya through song
But this asshole’s been leading you on
This asshole’s been leading you on
She’s tweeting me love hearts
And telling everyone she knows
Changed her relationship status
And calling all my other girls hoes
You thought my love was getting back in touch
When you missed my call
But it was just a butt dial, it was just a butt dial
Baby girl, here’s the thing
If you’re like most other girls
You’ll expect a ring, and you got one
But not the sort that you thought you’d be getting
Sorry if my tone’s upsetting
Do you get it?
I said tone like a ringtone
I guess we were engaged in a way
Meaning my butt to your mobile phone
It don’t know how to quit
I bet that you think that my butt is full of shhh…
(And it is… 'cause it’s a butt)
She’s tweeting me love hearts
And telling everyone she knows
Changed her relationship status
And calling all my other girls hoes
You thought my love was getting back in touch
When you missed my call
But it was just a butt dial, it was just a butt dial
You and my butt, could get married
And little butthole children, you could be carrying girl
There’s enough of me to go round
You’ll live in a house, in the countryside
You’ll look after the kids and my butt’ll provide for you girl
In a stable job like an accountant
Or a lawyer, or a doctor, or a dentist
She’s tweeting me love hearts
And telling everyone she knows
Changed her relationship status
And calling all my other girls hoes
We used to date and those times were great
And you gave good head
But it was just a butt dial, it was just a butt dial