| Well, as i came home on Monday night
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| As drunk as drunk could be
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| I sar a harse outside the door
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| Where my old harse should be
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| So i called the whife and i said to her, «Will you kindly tell to me,
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| who owns that harse outside the dar where moy old harse should be?»
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| «aaah ya drunk ya drunk you silly old fool, i tell you cannot see thats a
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| lovely Sow that me mother sent to me»
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| «where many a days I travel, a hundered miles or more, but a sow with a saddle
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| on, i never saw before»
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| Now, as I came home on Tuesday night
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| As drunk as drunk could be
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| I sar a coat behind the dar where moy old coat should be
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| So i called the whife and said to her, «WIll you kindly tell to me,
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| who owns that coat behind the dar, where moy old coat should be?»
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| «aaah, ya drunk ya drunk ya silly old fool, i tell you cannot see,
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| thats a lovely blanket that me mother sent to me»
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| «well many’s the day i travel, a hundred mile or more, but buttons on a blanket
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| sure I never seen before»
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| And as i went home on wednesday night
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| As drunk as drunk could be
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| I sar a pipe upon the chair where moy old pipe should be
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| I called the whife and i said to her, «will you kindly tell to me,
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| who owns that pipe upon the chair, where my old pipe should be?»
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| «aaah ya drunk ya drunk, ya silly old fool, still ya cannot see,
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| thats a lovely tin whistle that me mother sent to me.»
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| «well a manys the day i travel, a hundered miles or more, but tobacco in a tin
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| whistle sure i never seen before»
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| AAnd as I, went home on Thursday night
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| As drunk as drunk could be
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| I sar two boots beneath the bed
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| Where my two boots should be
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| So i called the Whife
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| And i said to her, «will you kindly tell to me, who owns those boots beneath
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| the bed, where moy old boots should be?»
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| «aaaah! | 
| ya drunk ya drunk you silly old fool, tell ya cannot see,
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| thats a lovely geranuim pot me mother sent to me»
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| «well as manys the day i travel, a hundred miles or more, but laces on a
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| geranuim pot, i never seen before»
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| And a- I went home on friday night
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| As drunk as dllunk could be
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| I saw a head
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| Upon the bed
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| Where my own head should be
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| So i called the whife and i said to har,"will you kindly tell to me, who owns,
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| that head, upon the bed, where my old head should be"
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| «AHHH! | 
| ya drunk ya durnk ya silly old fool, tell ya cannot see, thats a baby
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| boy that me mother sent to me»
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| «Well it’s manys a day i travel, a hundred miles or more, But a baby boy with
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| whiskers, THAT i never seen before»
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| «oh a drunk ya drunk ya silly old fool, YA DRUNK! | 
| Your a silly old fool!
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| your drunk! | 
| Your drunk! | 
| Ya silly old fool, your drunk! | 
| your drunk!!» |