
Date of issue: 28.03.2006
Record label: The All Blacks
Song language: English
Shores of California |
He’s been trying with limited success |
To get this girl to let him get into her dress |
But every time he thinks he’s getting close |
She threatens death before he gets a chance |
And that’s the way it is in Minnesota |
And that’s the way it is in Oklahoma |
That’s the way it’s been since protozoa |
First climbed onto the shores of California |
And she’s been trying with limited success |
To get him to turn out the lights and dance |
Cause like any girl all she really wants |
That fickle little bitch romance |
That fickle little bitch romance |
And that is why a girl is called a tease |
And that is why a guy is called a sleaze |
And that’s why god made escort agencies |
One life to live and mace and GHB |
And that’s the way it is in Minnesota |
And that’s the way it is in Oklahoma |
That’s the way since the animals and noah |
First climbed onto the shores of California |
Must not be too kind |
Stop thinking love is blind |
Clench your fists yeah write |
«she's just not my type…» |
Why all these conflicting specifications |
Maybe to prevent overpopulation |
All I know is that all around the nation |
The girls are crying and the boys are masturbating |
And that’s the way it is in Minnesota |
And that’s the way it is in Oklahoma |
That’s the way Aristophanes and homer |
Wrote the Iliad and Lysistrata (not in that order…) |
And that’s the way it is in Minnesota |
And that’s the way it is in Oklahoma |
That’s the way it’s been since protozoa |
First climbed onto the shores of California |
Name | Year |
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My Alcoholic Friends | 2006 |
Missed Me | 2004 |
Girl Anachronism | 2004 |
Necessary Evil | 2006 |
Lonesome Organist Rapes Page-Turner | 2007 |
Dirty Business | 2006 |
Night Reconnaissance | 2007 |
Coin-Operated Boy | 2004 |
Sex Changes | 2006 |
Backstabber | 2006 |
Dear Jenny | 2007 |
Bad Habit | 2004 |
Gravity | 2004 |
Mandy Goes to Med School | 2006 |
Half Jack | 2004 |
The Kill | 2007 |
Modern Moonlight | 2006 |
Good Day | 2004 |
Mrs. O | 2006 |
The Jeep Song | 2004 |