| Coin-operated boy
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| Sitting on the shelf, he is just a toy
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| But I turn him on and he comes to life
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| Automatic joy
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| That is why I want a coin-operated boy
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| Made of plastic and elastic
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| He is rugged and long-lasting
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| Who could ever, ever ask for more?
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| Love without complications galore
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| Many shapes and weights to choose from
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| I will never leave my bedroom
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| I will never cry at night again
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| Wrap my arms around him and pretend
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| Coin-operated boy
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| All the other real ones that I destroy
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| Cannot hold a candle to my new boy and I’ll
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| Never let him go and I’ll never be alone
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| And I’ll never let him go, and I’ll never be alone
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| -go, and I’ll never be alone
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| -go, and I’ll never be alone
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| -go, and I’ll never be alone
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| -go, and I’ll never be alone
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| Not with my coin-operated boy
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| This bridge was written to make you feel smittener
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| With my sad picture of girl getting bitterer
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| Can you extract me from my plastic fantasy?
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| I didn’t think so but I’m still convinceable
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| Will you persist even after I bet you
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| A billion dollars that I’ll never love you
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| And will you persist even after I kiss you
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| Goodbye for the last time
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| Will you keep on trying to prove it?
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| I’m dying to lose it
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| I’m losing my confidence
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| I want it
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| I want it
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| I want it
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| I want it
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| I want you
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| I want you
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| I want you
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| I want you
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| I want you
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| I want you
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| I want you
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| I want you
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| I want a
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| I want a
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| I want a
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| Want
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| …coin-operated boy
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| And if I had a star to wish on
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| For my life I can’t imagine
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| Any flesh and blood could be his match
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| I can even take him in the bath
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| Coin-operated boy
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| He may not be real experienced with girls
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| But I know he feels like a boy should feel
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| Isn’t that the point?
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| That is why I want a
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| Coin-operated boy
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| With a pretty coin-operated voice
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| Saying that he loves me, that he’s thinking of me
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| Straight and to the point
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| That is why I want
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| A coin-operated boy |