Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Mandy Goes to Med School, artist - The Dresden Dolls. Album song Yes, Virginia, in the genre Иностранный рок
Date of issue: 28.03.2006
Record label: The All Blacks
Song language: English
Mandy Goes to Med School |
I’ve been feeling dull as a coat hanger |
Pretty as a picture of a patient on a fresh IV |
Giddy as a gang-banger with a set of sutures where his Magic Johnson ought to be |
Yes I’ll tell you just the thing you need to be the next big thing |
Let’s start in with a test of your intelligence |
And zest for the counter-productive |
Up and down and roundabout and out the back |
And keep your mouth shut tight |
The lights are staying out but no sweat I’ve got aim like a mack truck |
Guess how many fingers OK guess how many more I can fit there |
Guess right get the toaster but you know, miss, guessing gets you nowhere |
I’ve been baking cakes for the enemy |
I’ve been dying to find out the hard way |
I’ve been taking friends to the alleyway |
Two down now but who’s counting anyway? |
Yes I can do everything you need from out of my new SUV |
All my work is guaranteed to last the length of your recovery |
Put away those pliers honey trust me cause I know the options |
How about a nine-month long vacation and a two-foot coffin |
I’ve been getting up close and intimate |
Some close calls but I’m getting into it |
In some states they say you can burn for it |
But I’ll burn that bridge when I get to it |
It’s not a bad thing |
To get professional |
It’s got a nice ring |
Mandy goes to med school |
I’ve been taking tips from the government |
I’ve been getting damn good at hiding it |
Fifty bucks a month ought to cover it |
Two down now but who’s gonna notice it? |
And if you show up and I am unavailable |
My partner Brian would love to take care of you |
He is a nice man |
Thoroughly reliable |
He’s in a rock band |
And he goes to med school… |