| I’ve been feeling dull as a coat hanger
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| Pretty as a picture of a patient on a fresh IV
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| Giddy as a gang-banger with a set of sutures where his Magic Johnson ought to be
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| Yes I’ll tell you just the thing you need to be the next big thing
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| Let’s start in with a test of your intelligence
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| And zest for the counter-productive
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| Up and down and roundabout and out the back
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| And keep your mouth shut tight
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| The lights are staying out but no sweat I’ve got aim like a mack truck
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| Guess how many fingers OK guess how many more I can fit there
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| Guess right get the toaster but you know, miss, guessing gets you nowhere
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| I’ve been baking cakes for the enemy
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| I’ve been dying to find out the hard way
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| I’ve been taking friends to the alleyway
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| Two down now but who’s counting anyway?
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| Yes I can do everything you need from out of my new SUV
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| All my work is guaranteed to last the length of your recovery
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| Put away those pliers honey trust me cause I know the options
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| How about a nine-month long vacation and a two-foot coffin
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| I’ve been getting up close and intimate
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| Some close calls but I’m getting into it
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| In some states they say you can burn for it
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| But I’ll burn that bridge when I get to it
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| It’s not a bad thing
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| To get professional
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| It’s got a nice ring
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| Mandy goes to med school
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| I’ve been taking tips from the government
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| I’ve been getting damn good at hiding it
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| Fifty bucks a month ought to cover it
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| Two down now but who’s gonna notice it?
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| And if you show up and I am unavailable
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| My partner Brian would love to take care of you
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| He is a nice man
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| Thoroughly reliable
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| He’s in a rock band
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| And he goes to med school… |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Mandy Goes to Med School , by - The Dresden Dolls. Song from the album Yes, Virginia, in the genre Иностранный рок