Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Ballad of Stuart the Sailor, artist - The Cog is Dead.
Date of issue: 23.05.2013
Song language: English
The Ballad of Stuart the Sailor |
This is the story of Stuart the sailor |
He was a whaler who mastered the seas |
Strong and respected, he fought and protected |
All the dejected and down on their knees |
He was a lover unlike any other |
Daughters and mothers would faint when he smiled |
But it was false interest, the sea was his mistress |
He stuck to his business on the ocean wild |
Oh Sailor Stu! |
What a man was he |
Strong and true |
Standing up for you and for me |
Although truth be told |
He was just a bit insane |
But strong and bold |
And we shall honor his name |
I still remember one icy December |
A lad was dismembered from fightin' a squid |
Stuart made arms from an old rusty steel drum |
And he attached them to that limbless kid |
Once we were viewin' a storm that was brewin' |
We were pursuin' a deadly typhoon |
Stuart just laughed as the men headed aft |
Screaming 'this man is daft, sending us to our doom' |
Oh Sailor Stu! |
What a man was he |
Some loose screws |
But standing up for you and for me |
Although truth be told |
He was just a bit insane |
But strong and bold |
And we shall honor his name |
Several years later, he sailed to Decater |
Ordered potaters and bolts for a snack |
He called himself Shirley and drew on his belly |
By then we could tell he had finally cracked |
Now he resides in a mental asylum |
He’s been there a while but he’s doing okay |
The ship ain’t the same since old Stu went insane |
But it’s now far more tame and we like it that way |
Oh Sailor Stu! |
What a man was he |
He went cuckoo |
Standing up for you and for me |
He was strong and bold |
But totally insane |
But those years were gold |
And never lame |
Our fallen brother Stuart |
The best you’d ever find |
We thought that he could do it |
But then he lost his mind |