| You went to St. Thomas and you pick up your bride |
| You went in the chapel, she was by your side |
| After you done married, you’re feeling okay |
| Tell your wife to listen carefully to what people say |
| When they see you madam walking up the street |
| People does stand up and watch down at she crooked feet |
| People would say she husband so spectacular |
| So everybody does call she |
| Madame Dracula |
| You went to St. Thomas, you carry Christo |
| Christo say your wedding was a pappy show |
| With so much old nigga and so much of bum |
| All you had to eat was roti |
| And all you had to drink was rum |
| Then you bring the Yankee woman back to Trinidad |
| But none of your friends don’t like sh |
| She too old and hard |
| People say sh husband nose perpendicular |
| So everybody does call she |
| Madame Dracula |
| That so, man |
| You went to St. Thomas, you playing a Lord |
| And you spend more money than you could afford |
| You leave the impression that you have some cash |
| Always fooling people, Boo Boo Man, you want a lash |
| Whenever your madame talking, she mouth like a swamp |
| Frank Sinatra sing about she, say de lady is a tramp |
| People say she husband nose perpendicular |
| So everybody does call she |
| Madame Dracula |
| The day that you’re married to this old maid |
| Well even the preacher and all was afraid |
| Your shirt out your trousers, your jacket so short |
| Like when you’re appearing for thiefing fowl at the Police Court |
| That’s why the people ain’t have no respect for your wife |
| And ah feel if she ain’t leave you she wasting she life |
| I would say she husband nose perpendicular |
| And meh self will call she |
| Madame Dracula |