| We met at the New Years Party of my vegetarian friend
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| I said I was studying English, I told you I was in a band
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| I asked what the band was called
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| I said it’s called The Burning Hell I said I’ve never heard of you
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| I said that’s probably just as well
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| Just to make conversation I told you about a dream I had in which Jean
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| Baudrillard was rapping with Public Enemy Shouting «don't believe the
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| hyperreal» with Flava Flav and Chuck D
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| And I said I think we might have a lot in common then, possibly
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| Because I’m also a musician and also a student of hip-hoposophy
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| You mentioned you used to play the clarinet in high school in the early years
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| of the millennium when you were young
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| And you said you’re hired, the pay is negligible, and the tour starts next month
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| You asked what I was working on, I said I’m writing an album of love songs
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| I laughed and said love songs are dumb
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| And I said oh yeah, wait til you hear these ones
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| Pass the wine, fuck the government, I love you
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| Three statements overheard at once in the crowded room
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| But I could not be sure which one had come from you
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| So I passed you the wine and said yes, fuck the government, I love you too
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| Though neither of us are accomplished dancers we danced a little bit
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| My vegetarian friend was playing the hits of Will Smith, and we got jiggy with
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| it
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| There on the dance floor, the living room dance floor, that’s when it happened
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| You stole my heart, I stole a kiss, we stole someone else’s gin by accident
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| At some point we got cornered by an amateur poet neither of us knew
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| Either he had no one else to talk to or just couldn’t pick up simple social cues
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| Step by step we backed away until we backed up all the way into the bathroom
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| together
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| We told the poet that we always go together ‘cause that’s what happens when
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| you’ve been dating forever
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| We stayed in there for ages hoping the amateur poet would go, it was awkward
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| We came out and found he’d discovered someone else to bother
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| And suddenly it was midnight and auld lang syne time and countdowns and
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| gratuitous public making out
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| And we started shouting because everyone else was shouting and isn’t it fun to
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| shout?
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| Pass the wine, fuck the government, I love you
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| Three statements overheard at once in the crowded room
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| But I could not be sure which one had come from you
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| So I passed you the wine and said yes, fuck the government, I love you too |