| in every folk tale, in every book,
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| there is a hero or a heroine
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| and there is a witch or a troll or a crook
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| or an evil stepmother or just a general villain
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| and i remember reading when i was young
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| and i always felt sorry for the bad ones and the tricksters
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| i never identified with the little lost kids
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| but maybe that’s ‘cause i didn’t have brothers or sisters
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| and so when the witch died i cried
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| ‘cause i didn’t want them to hurt her —
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| likewise when the troll got tricked and when the dragon got killed
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| and i hated the part when the wolf got ax-murdered,
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| and the moral of the story always left me unfulfilled
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| and i was not a sociopath,
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| i was a six-year-old
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| who could tell the difference between good and bad
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| a little boy with built in ethics who didn’t need to be told
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| that it was wrong to be mean to your mom or to lie to your dad
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| but i knew if i had to choose sides
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| i’d probably pick the empire;
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| i hated ewoks and i loved the death star.
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| and i never felt sorry for the last unicorn
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| i always thought that song needed a lot more guitar
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| and i did not grow up to be a serial killer,
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| though there are a few people on my list
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| and whenever i see a child reading a book about a boy-wizard
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| i find myself grinding my teeth and clenching my fists
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| and i want to say ‘hey kid here’s a bedtime story for you:
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| the wicked witch wins and the orphans lose.
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| they did everything right and now they’re orphan fondue
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| and the moral of the story is you don’t always get to choose
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| ‘hey kid here’s a bedtime story for you:
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| the wicked witch wins and the orphans lose.
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| they did everything right and now they’re orphan fondue
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| and the moral of the story is you don’t always get to choose |