| the compact disc was the wave of the future,
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| i had my first kiss and i liked it ok.
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| april and i slow-danced to the cocktail soundtrack
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| and kokomo is still my favourite song to this day
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| remember when john stamos played the drums in the beach boys?
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| that’s the kind of thing that happened back then: musicians guested on sitcoms
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| and actors made albums.
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| the late eighties was a fantastic time to be ten.
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| and one night i was watching the lost boys with a girl who i liked and her
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| friends
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| and when the vampires attacked the hippies on the beach
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| she said she had a crush on kiefer sutherland.
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| and so for a while i wanted to be a vampire —
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| a vampire like kiefer, not like the guy who played max.
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| but my favourite scene was tim cappello at the boardwalk when he played that
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| shirtless solo on his golden sax.
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| in retrospect it all seems spectacular.
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| and i’d love to go back but i broke my flux capacitor. |
| and i tell ya,
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| it’s just nostalgia. |
| it’s as vague as a disease like fibromyalgia.
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| but instead of unexplained pain, it’s unexplained pleasure, buried deep in your
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| brain, like pirate treasure.
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| i know there’s lots that i’m forgetting.
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| but i choose to remember the music and the heavy petting.
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| i think there was some heartbreak and some humiliation, which i guess is a part
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| of a well-rounded education
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| god knows it wasn’t all rainbows and puppy dogs back then, around the time the
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| eighties waited for the nineties to begin.
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| but what good is an imagination if you can’t pretend? |
| because after all it’ll
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| never be that good again. |