| Our sports team won a game of sports on the weekend
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| And the city went insane of course we did
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| Set a bus and a couple of cop cars on fire
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| Victory smells like burning tires
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| I’ve had a passion for the game
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| Since I was a little kid
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| My mittens lit up like a menorah in the desert
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| The paramedic was a one-eyed former vet
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| As she peeled away the wool and the skin
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| A sergeant appeared to my great chagrin
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| Said it looks like we have caught you
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| As red-handed as it gets
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| You call it a riot, I call it a celebration
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| You call it violence, I call it an altercation
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| Tomato, tomato, they’re two different fruits completely
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| Don’t take the good times away from me
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| Jail was not exactly like the movies
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| I befriended a shy con artist named Douglas the Duck
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| We played poker with paper we pretended was cash
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| And he always beat me at Balderdash
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| He could lie like a rug
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| And he was slippery as a hockey puck
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| The head warden was a donkey with the face of a man
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| One day he goes «boys things are changing here at the pen:
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| Games room privileges are restricted to alternate Fridays
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| And you know what they say, it’s my way or the highway»
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| Well Doug said, warden
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| I guess we’ll take the highway then
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| You call it a riot, and yes I guess that’s just what it was
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| You ask me why, then? |
| And I can only answer «just because»
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| Does a fish need a reason to splash around in the sea?
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| Don’t take the good times away from me
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| Don’t let them take the good times away
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| Don’t let them take the good times away
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| Don’t let them take the good times away
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| Don’t let them take the good times away |