Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Bullet Proof Mustache, artist - Doctor Zygote
Date of issue: 09.02.2017
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Bullet Proof Mustache |
Bulletproof mustache. |
Bulletproof mustache. |
A yo, twelve little simians jumping upon the bed |
One fell the fuck off, landed and bumped his head |
His mother called the doctor and this is what he said: |
«Smoke dust till the ambulance runs a red» |
Pandora, opening up the damned box |
Dash a whale in the ocean like John Hancock |
Damn, when he’s finished grabbing his balls |
He sat with half a gram and some British amateur porn |
He should really stand up, be a man and spark a nation |
But his dick was titanium alloy with armor plating |
Sane, remained in the seat calm and patient |
Trying to think about sandwiches, rats, Sarah Palin |
On the street, rocking a dark halo |
Pay attention, he’s skillfully dodging a Sharknado |
They say he’s quite pathetic for causing mega harm |
But his brain is cybernetic like Schwarzenegger’s arm |
The skill of the man with golden meatballs |
Who’ll pop the eyes out of your skull like Total Recall |
The grand sapient tasting the canned flavoring |
Iller than Jean Claude Van punching a damn alien |
Yo, you tried shooting at the bullet proof mustache |
The bullet ricochet then it rushed back so fuck that |
In the club, rest with my three Uzis |
Chirping a chick up in the bar with three boobies |
Hit the stage to rock a mean crowd |
With a tache to make Burt Reynolds seem proud -wow!- |
Got them like «Wow!» |
He’s got a bullet proof mustache |
They planned to invade this cess pool planet in '93 |
But landed to find me 'Long Tall Sally' on practicing Thai Chi |
Calm like a Hindu cow |
Look what you’ve got yourselves into now |
I train for hours in the rain |
Picturesque mountainous terrain |
Sixty reps in a set, smoking cigarettes in a vest |
With a boulder on my pigeon chest |
Left the whole city in a mess |
To save a single damsel in distress |
Necking whisky on me bill depressed |
Angry at God but I’m still the best man for the job |
Fuck a presidents blessing |
I win quiet wars with deafening weapons |
You’ll die before the lion roars |
Fuck the credits I don’t like awards |
I save us all while you shine your swords |
Teabag the mother ship with fire balls |
Then hit the ground like a crash landin' |
I’m the last man standing like Van Damme dancin' |
Raise the weapon, teach the alien race a lesson |
Jesse Ventura 'tache circa 87 |
Swinging a bat like Freddie Flintoff |
Braindead, lawn mowing limbs off |
Malnourished Rambo, karate chopping a mango |
Into equal portions to feed the orphans |
You want your planet saving just ask |
The man with the Bullet Proof Mustache |
You want your planet saving just ask |
The Bullet Proof Mustache! |