Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Killing Jar, artist - Children of the Damned.
Date of issue: 31.05.2007
Song language: English
The Killing Jar |
I keep humans in a giant jar |
And each week my favourite subjects get decapitated with a iron bar |
I ain’t no rising star, the most deranged of rodent |
I spray deodorant till it runs out, inside a car |
Which I must have stolen, and for my sins |
I should be strapped to a rusty anchor and pushed in the fuckin' ocean |
Coz I’m in love with boastin' about how I’d like to cut you open |
Mr Wrong, the bastard son of Odin |
A guy with the mind of a grouch |
Strange ain’t the word for having body parts stashed down the side of my couch |
And naming every fly in my house after a gangsta rapper |
A sick joker, for laughs I bath in an acid tanker |
I ain’t up in the club |
I’m in the basement scratchin' at my face with this jagged dagger I covered in |
blood |
My brain’s loading soundtracks of Beethoven when I’m charged |
In the same clothing as the ??? |
I tax a payphone and chain smoke with blunts |
The living dead, stay stoned for months |
Destroying the evidence by pouring gasoline on the X-files |
I’m vexed coz I see political leaders as reptiles |
Twinkle, twinkle little star (Little star) |
Welcome to the Killing Jar (the Killing Jar) |
Yo, it’s that ???, I drink vodka till I’m paraletic |
And start to ramble like Rab C. Nesbitt |
A grumpy bastard, I’ll snap my records |
Then use the jagged edges to slash your neck with |
??? |
is reckless, I operate on paramedics |
After necking several bottles of anaesthetic |
A mad man that’s ambidextrous |
So in my eyes, I have an extra hand to stab your head with |
Yo, I juggle with live hand grenades and kegs |
Rattle snakes, Stanley blades and alligator heads |
An awkward doctor, all my practice patients dead |
From amputating their legs with a jagged bayonet |
I am a major pest, hiding in your shadow with a razors edge |
Wearing a mask of lacerated flesh |
Raps insanest yet |
I’ll jump off a building and just before hitting the ground, slap the face of |
death |
But snap and break my neck |
And dig my own grave, but make a mess of it and accidently raise the dead |
I’m mumbling assassination threats |
Clutching my brain, drunk off my face off a can of mace and ??? |
Twinkle, twinkle little star (Little star) |
Welcome to the Killing Jar (the Killing Jar) |
They predicted the birth of prophet |
Bollocks, I shot to Earth on a comet with the intent to rid the world of its |
chronic |
I murdered Adonis and took his place |
So if I see your bird and she’s on it, she’ll be swearing the topic |
Of how I had her standin', slammin' her face to the bonnet |
The best night of her life, I did it for the purse in her pocket |
Tearing her locket, I’m sick |
Drenchin' every single member of your clique when I’m hurling a vomit |
I’m cursed and demonic |
I roll to church with a bomb in a hearse in a coffin, the ?? |
got murdered for |
nothing |
Shakes made him surf a toboggan, tied to a Merc clockin' |
186 down the ??? |
triple 6, with no purpose of stoppin' |
I tax the ??? |
amount of cash, burn your council flat down to ash |
??? |
your house with bats and kick you out your pad |
Like, close your mouth you twat, I’m doubtin' that |
You could ??? |
the lad who could’ve blagged an ounce of crack into Alcatraz |
???, whether you remain alive or not |
A medieval fucker |
Pullin' ideas out of my head after being scalped with a greasy pizza cutter |
Twinkle, twinkle little star (Little star!) |
Welcome to the killing jar (the killing jar!) |