| Verse 1: Lee Scott
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| I’m the one- I’m the o-
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| I’m a one man army like Ason
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| There isn’t a problem I’m not a miniature vodka bottle away from
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| I’m Jesus with a face on
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| The voice in me head is me only day one
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| Alas I have spoken
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| But ye have trouble understandin' the notion
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| I speak in slang and me body language is broken
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| You’re gettin pimp slapped with an angular motion
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| Sharks swim to dry land when I stand in the ocean
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| I lap ye' while I’m flaggin' with me pants saggin'
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| Tappin' a bitch, with no hands, dabbin'
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| I’m stompin' on your dreams like a chav dancin'
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| On me high horse, draggin' the band wagon
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| Verse 2: Milkavelli
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| Busy body
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| I’m not like like anybody
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| HMS, yeah that’s my waist
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| I got that ferry on me
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| Many many, mini money
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| Laigon Laigon, till they rest my body
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| La la, yellow Telly Tubby, Blah Blah
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| On the other side where its never sunny
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| With a bag full of that illy illy McGillicuddy
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| Ay, drinkin' gin while i’m playin' Gin and Rummy
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| 616, I’m with Jim, but that ain’t my gym buddy
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| Ay, I’m from a world that is not the Earth
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| I’m rockin' pearls, but I’m not a girl, what on Earth?
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| Loss of words when I stop and twirl
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| Watch and learn
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| I tell my friends, watch them selves since I cocked the Nerf
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| Verse 3: Black Josh
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| Closed casket, I know they wanna see me dead
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| But those bastards, are only gonna see me sweg
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| I did drugs and can’t be normal again
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| Hit my barber up to shave both the horns on me head
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| Ay, Hell Boy, Little Nicky in the bubble coat
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| I turn the greatest of all time into curried goat
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| My sweg, over the top like a rugby goal
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| I roll up and hit the spliff like my funny bone
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| Shoulda, coulda, woulda, but you wouldn’t though
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| Cover blown, I should of known your squad are full of pussy holes
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| 'Sides you sorted my gang out with Stussy clothes
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| I use my Louis rag to blow the yay outta my bloody nose
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| Verse 4: King Grubb
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| Uh, G-R-U double B
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| With my crown, golden gown, and a bud of cheese
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| Deliverin' a mumbled public speech
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| Lyin' through my discoloured teeth
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| I’m what Yeezus wishes he could have been
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| I mean look at me, don’t mind if I do comfort eat
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| Most these rappers are too glum to speak
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| Prolly get cat-fished every other week
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| Real shit, but the way I say it is beyond belief
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| Favourite colour green
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| Save the pollen for the honey bees
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| Skullduggery
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| Plottin' on your currency, till I got a forest full of money trees
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| Verse 5: Bill Shakes
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| Angel dust nap
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| Raid your skunk stash
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| Scumbag, I blaze your blunt down in one drag
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| Vodka bottle fed since thirteen
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| Care free, fryin' rotten eggs in hair grease
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| Off me 'ead, bombin' Boba Fett, rocket fuel
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| Lost some screws, out of order come across as rude
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| Throw you off a roof, rob your food
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| What’s true? |
| What isn’t? |
| The plot thickens
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| Couldn’t give a fuck if you heard me
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| Get tied to the hood of a Merc' driven 130 down the M6
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| Smuggled to Kirkby wrapped up in a curtain, and dumped in the Mersey
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| Slap a wack rapper for no good reason, fuck 'em
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| It’s open season
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| Verse 6: Bisk
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| Life ain’t free but your honey is
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| But fuck that, where the money is? |
| Like
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| It’s a stick up, want the paper and the liquor
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| Some cigarettes for later and that bacon for my dinner
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| Yo, me and Slum we runnin' trains on your boo
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| Shit, you made it to the top floor, but Bisk’s on the roof
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| Came for the loot, took his fisherman too
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| Stay spittin' the truth
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| A bitch or two stay mixin' my soup
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| Put this in the stereo and writ off the coup
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| Crawled out and started piffin' a zoot
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| Your bitch want the juice
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| Tell the truth, Josh been in it too
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| Keep a pack in my pocket like we sittin' in school
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| Verse 7: Salar
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| I’m not befriendin' 'em
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| Watch, to the end of the block I’m sendin' 'em
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| Not pretendin' I’m God — I’m just resemblin'
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| Time is what the heroine of the plot wants to spend with him — lots
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| Beggin' for attention, I knock and enter 'em
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| Next day I’m probably not rememberin'
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| Your whole style is poppycock
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| Rocky box ya till your body drops
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| And skeleton flops, then I’m
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| Bellin' your pops, and I’m, tellin' him off for such a negligent job
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| S is 'the mob'
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| Givin' lessons in Chess while I’m gettin' some top
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| I ain’t fuckin' emo but I be sexin' a goth on the lee-low
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| Antihero chico, semi-conscious rapper with a banker ego
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| Stackin' zeros |