Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Cake is a Lie, artist - Strange U.
Date of issue: 28.09.2014
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
The Cake is a Lie |
It’s all fake when the truth is revealed |
I’m a superhuman freak, a metagene carrier |
Breaking the speed barrier, chasing the adversary |
I’m a criminal, infamous gold herder |
With a tech-9, an uzi and infinite gold burgers |
Never tell a lie when I rap |
Why only yesterday I was caught in a Venus flytrap |
Escaped with the help of an amphibian half-shark |
To the Caribbean for some R&R |
The truth, coming directly from the mouthpiece |
Boarded the private Albatross jet back to the South East |
Climbed a giant beanstalk to the Land of the Giants |
Fee fi fo fum, I had my hand on the iron |
One false move, I’m letting off shots |
Now slowly, hand over the jelly babies |
The cake is a lie |
If it’s all fake, so am I |
The music is real |
But the cake is a lie |
Pet tyrannosaurus in the garden on the low |
But I bet the man who saw us is a gorgon — don |
Cause we’re rocking the stealth tech |
And medical holograms to administer health checks (Yes!) |
My exoskeleton’s very enamorous |
A certified secret agent like Perry the Platypus |
Undeniably the greatest sportsman |
Scored a hole in one first game of golf, it was awesome! |
I was born under a double rainbow, with troubled angels |
Rocking blood coloured halos, graceful |
The one who put the sun in the sky |
The blundering guy got everybody wondering why |
He never won a Noble Peace for his heroic efforts in robos ethics |
UFO scientists are so relentess (Oh there’s one over there!) |
Somebody give this guy a medal |
This guy’s on a higher level! |
The cake is a lie |
If it’s all fake, so am I |
The music is real |
But the cake is a lie |
I said it in a rap so it must be true stupid |
If I told you eat shit, would you do it? |
Took an arrow to the knee, I didn’t know anything |
Until I realized Guile’s theme goes with everything |
By the way, I was born off a dragon egg |
And get mad respect performing the clarinet |
Since everybody’s telling the truth |
Your boy’s famous in Japan for beheading the Grudge |
Anti-gravity pack |
My Vans never touch the ground where the batteries at |
Reality’s wack, I’m trying to escape |
Fuck the truth, man, I’m trying to be fake |