| {Well, I’ll go investigate some strange and bizarre events from the present
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| Unbelievable happenings, as fresh as today’s headlines}
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| Yo
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| Holy smokes
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| Load the mic like Okie-Dokes
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| Holding notes and a clothesline to open throats
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| Spit a flow for jokes at male groupies
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| We pay checks, Becks and a Lucy
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| Forget who’s Bruce Lee, I’m murkin’im
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| Forget who knew me, I’m swerving’em
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| Switching lanes, witching plays, then spit the flames
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| Strange Universe stee', over friggin' daze
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| Lost up in a maze that changes
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| Reconfigure it
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| Many interesting flavors
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| «How can it be?» |
| I say
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| Looking off the balcony
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| Is the time now for me?
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| Us
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| Trust
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| Yo, it’s the dawn or the dusk
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| The spawn in your gut
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| A fall from the crux
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| But then I might have gone nuts…
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| Dammit!
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| I get rancid on the canvas
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| Growing antlers
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| I’m in the pouch like baby kangas
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| Delivering babies with hangers
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| Lazy manners
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| In your face with the Pampers
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| Shitty
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| Still got the key to the city
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| Mean and greedy
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| Blaze green, drink whisky
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| Lean
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| Crispy, or dreams turned to minced meat
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| Seem fifteen
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| Growing up shit’s creek
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| The disbelief the chief, the Iron Sheikh (raise you bat!)
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| Try and weep
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| Get banished to the isle of Crete
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| Keep your eye on the creep
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| He’s got a gun and it blocks the sun
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| He’ll keep shooting till the job is done
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| Rob your mom
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| Nah, that’s for suckers
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| Looking at these punks like «Rah, that’s just bonkers»
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| Damn, he got raised by nutters
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| Shit. |