Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Weenie Ride, artist - Steel Panther. Date of issue: 31.12.2010
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Weenie Ride |
| I want to tell you 'bout something fun |
| So I wrote you this song |
| If you’ve ever been to Disneyland |
| You know the lines can be real long |
| But I got a ride that the bitches love |
| And you won’t have to wait at all |
| All you’ve got to do is ditch your boyfriend |
| And give sexy Michael Starr a call |
| I’ll take your ass for a weenie ride |
| Spread your cheeks and swallow your pride |
| It’s scary like a rollercoaster |
| It will stretch you out so wide |
| Gonna take your ass for a weenie ride |
| Hold on tight 'cause I’m coming inside |
| It’s better than a ferris wheel or a water slide |
| It’s a weenie ride |
| I want to sing about a thing |
| That’s funner than a swing |
| And better than the Monkey bars |
| You can take it on the couch |
| Or your waterbed |
| Or in the back of your Daddy’s car |
| And it’s open all day |
| Nighttime too |
| Seven fucking days a week |
| It only shuts down intermittently |
| So I can take a leak |
| So put that snatch on a weenie ride |
| Ride her face down or on your side |
| You’ll be amazed what you can fit in there |
| When some leverage is applied |
| Open your legs for a weenie ride |
| You won’t be the first to see it and cry |
| Just bring the baby wipes and some astroglide |
| It’s a weenie ride |
| Oh yeah |
| Scream for me… Scream out in Ecstacy… |
| Honey, won’t you try the weenie ride |
| You’re never gonna be the same |
| Baby, how you gonna get to Heaven |
| If you can’t take a little pain? |
| Step right up for a weenie ride |
| It’s even more fun when you’re gagged and tied |
| Oops, I think I got a little DNA |
| All over your backside |
| Go on and tell your friends about the weenie ride |
| You can charge admission, baby, I don’t mind |
| Even with a big old muff you won’t get denied |
| For the weenie ride |
| Ooooooooh |
| Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (It's a weenie ride) |
| Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (Come spread your |
| Thighs) |
| Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (Ooh ooh ooh, Ooh ooh |
| Ooh, Ooh ooh ooh, Ooh ooh ooh) |
| Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (It's a weenie ride) |
| Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (It's a weenie ride |
| Yeah) |
| Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (Baby, baby, baby) |
| It’s a weenie ride |