Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Just Like Tiger Woods, artist - Steel Panther. Date of issue: 31.12.2010
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Just Like Tiger Woods |
| If you don’t golf that’s okay |
| You can be a tiger anyway |
| Laugh through your teeth when things gets tough |
| Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough, yeah yeah |
| If you wanna be like Tiger Woods |
| Fertilize the ladies in the neighbourhood |
| Get real rich and you will find |
| All the hot chicks will want to grind |
| If you wanna be like Tiger Woods |
| Grip that shaft like you know you should |
| Get a platinum card, it will be all good |
| The girls will want you just like Tiger Woods |
| Remember this when you’re having fun |
| Three holes are better than a hole in one, yeah |
| If the word gets out don’t be afraid |
| When a 9 iron’s heading for your Escalade, yeah yeah |
| If you wanna be like Tiger Woods |
| Filling all the divots in the neighbourhood |
| Don’t think about those three foot putts |
| You cover your tracks when you’re banging them sluts |
| If you wanna be like Tiger Woods |
| Text messages are never good |
| Nail a girl at the driving range |
| Your life will change, just like Tiger Woods |
| Have your best friend book all your flights |
| Tell your wife that you’re golfing nights |
| Get a call girl and maybe just chill |
| Be willing to part with a hundred mil |
| Bang a new porn star every day |
| Tell your sponsors it will be okay |
| Surprise them all with an invitation |
| To a viewing of your first double penetration, yeah |
| If you wanna be like Tiger Woods |
| Poking all the holes in the neighbourhood |
| Tell your wife how it’s gonna be |
| Your driver is community property |
| If you wanna be like Tiger Woods |
| Brett Favre did it, so you know you could |
| Become the king of your neighbourhood |
| Like Steel Panther and Tiger Woods |
| Just like Tiger Woods, oh yeah yeah |