Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Asian Hooker, artist - Steel Panther.
Date of issue: 31.12.2008
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Asian Hooker |
I’m in Tokyo |
I’m looking for a ho |
I tried to score some blow |
But I don’t speak Japanese, no |
Found a geisha girl |
I took her for a whirl |
Wrap her tuna roll on my dick |
And the bitch is on her knees |
Sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky |
Smells like sushi |
Sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky |
Smells like sushi |
Asian hooker! |
Hot little motherfucker! |
Asian hooker! |
You’re a dirty little cocksucker! |
I’m in South Korea |
Broke out with gonorrhea |
Now I totally figured it out |
That’s why it hurts when I go pee, shit |
I feel like a jerk |
'Cause my dick don’t work, no |
It’s like I got punched in the nuts |
By a dude who knows Thai-chi |
Sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky |
Smells like sushi |
Sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky |
Smells like sushi |
Asian hooker! |
Hot little motherfucker! |
Asian hooker! |
You’re a dirty little cocksucker! |
Hey, I’m a man with a plan |
I’m fuckin' going to Japan |
Gonna spend a couple grand |
Just fucking hookers in the can |
Fuck the rest of the band |
I’m fucking going to Asian |
Do some coke and get a tan |
I’m fuckin' gonna be the man |
Asian hooker! |
Hot little motherfucker! |
Asian hooker! |
You’re a dirty little cocksucker! |
I want them Asian hookers! |
Let’s fuck some Asians |
Let’s fuck some hookers |
Hookers |