Lyrics Asian Hooker - Steel Panther

Asian Hooker

I’m in Tokyo
I’m looking for a ho
I tried to score some blow
But I don’t speak Japanese, no
Found a geisha girl
I took her for a whirl
Wrap her tuna roll on my dick
And the bitch is on her knees
Sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky
Smells like sushi
Sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky
Smells like sushi
Asian hooker!
Hot little motherfucker!
Asian hooker!
You’re a dirty little cocksucker!
I’m in South Korea
Broke out with gonorrhea
Now I totally figured it out
That’s why it hurts when I go pee, shit
I feel like a jerk
'Cause my dick don’t work, no
It’s like I got punched in the nuts
By a dude who knows Thai-chi
Sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky
Smells like sushi
Sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky
Smells like sushi
Asian hooker!
Hot little motherfucker!
Asian hooker!
You’re a dirty little cocksucker!
Hey, I’m a man with a plan
I’m fuckin' going to Japan
Gonna spend a couple grand
Just fucking hookers in the can
Fuck the rest of the band
I’m fucking going to Asian
Do some coke and get a tan
I’m fuckin' gonna be the man
Asian hooker!
Hot little motherfucker!
Asian hooker!
You’re a dirty little cocksucker!
I want them Asian hookers!
Let’s fuck some Asians
Let’s fuck some hookers
Hookers