Lyrics It Won't Suck Itself - Steel Panther

It Won't Suck Itself

Last week me and Satchel were at the San Diego Zoo
We were on a cougar hunt and I ended up with you
Dragged you to a dirty cage and threw you to the ground
I felt a sting down on my thing and I heard a hissing sound
A six foot rattle snake, just bit me right below the belt
Get on your knees and help me please
Cause it won’t suck itself
Time to use your mouth, just get that venom out
You can spit it out, like daddy taught you how
I need you to be the nurse
I can feel the swelling getting worse
Cause it won’t suck itself
No it won’t
We did a show in Panama and blew their f*ckin' minds
We rocked it out like Aerosmith from back in '85
I took this chick to the dressing room, just got the candles lit
I didn’t see it crawl on me and that’s when I got bit
A pissed off scorpion just bit me right below the belt
I’m down and out I need some help
Cause it won’t suck itself
Time to use your mouth, just get that venom out
You can spit it out, like daddy taught you how
Holy sh*t it’s getting worse
I don’t want to wind up in a hearse
But it won’t suck itself
Time to use your mouth, just get that venom out
You can spit it out, like daddy taught you how
I need you to be the nurse
I can feel the swelling getting worse
Cause it won’t suck itself
It won’t suck itself
It won’t suck itself
Alright,
Baby I feel so good, yea!