Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Stocking Song, artist - Steel Panther. Date of issue: 07.12.2014
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
The Stocking Song |
| So you say you like candy canes |
| All the ladies do |
| Candy canes were meant for sucking |
| So don’t you think about trying to chew |
| How about a little eggnog |
| I got a homemade recipe |
| You’re gonna get love drunk on my eggnog |
| Even though it’s alcohol free |
| I’m gonna stuff your stocking this year |
| Gonna fill up nice and tight |
| Gonna feel so good when I slide my gifts into it tonight |
| I’m gonna stuff your stocking this year |
| Gonna fill it up with all I got |
| Nick nacks and candies gonna hit your stocking g-spot |
| I know you like your toys, girl |
| I got toys to fulfill your needs |
| The kind that only use double d batteries |
| And run at variable speeds |
| Gonna stuff it with an iPhone |
| All I ask is some tit for tat |
| If you could memorize the Kama Sutra |
| Heck they probably make an app for that |
| I’m gonna stuff your stocking this year |
| Gonna fill it to the tippy top |
| Gonna take it all out |
| Then stuff it back in |
| Take it al out… stuff it back in |
| You’ll never want me to stop |
| I’m gonna stuff your stocking this year |
| With holiday love and romance |
| I just hope that Santa doesn’t stuff it |
| Before I get the chance |