Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Sexy Santa, artist - Steel Panther. Date of issue: 07.10.2021
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Sexy Santa |
| Ho ho ho! |
| Santa’s gettin' ripped and he’s lost some weight |
| He’s on a low-carb diet and he’s lookin' great |
| He’s got a sack full of rubbers and you better believe |
| The ladies will be screaming on Christmas Eve! |
| He delivers the sexy and he never fails |
| The rest of the year he works at Chippendale’s! |
| Sexy sexy Santa |
| He’s got a bitchin' sled and some rock-hard abs |
| Sexy sexy Santa |
| He knows you’ve naughty cuz he’s keepin' tabs! |
| In the back of his sleigh he’s got some hoe hoe hoe’s |
| They’re lickin' eggnog drippin' from his firehouse |
| He traded little Prancer for an exotic dancer |
| Yeah you can see his North Pole if you look at his pants-a! |
| He’s got a bitchin' red suit and he’s totally buff |
| He’ll come to your house if you got a stocking to stuff! |
| Sexy sexy Santa |
| He’s kissin' girls under the camel toe |
| Sexy sexy Santa |
| The elves are all horny and they’re snortin' blow |
| Sexy sexy Santa |
| It’s the UK, USA, Brazil and Japan |
| Sexy sexy Santa |
| Makin' love to every Christmas-lovin' woman and man! |
| Suck it! |
| Yeah he’s spreadin' Christmas cheer |
| To the Scrooges and the Grinches |
| Here’s your log- it’s a chubby eleven inches! |
| Naked on his reindeer on booze |
| Makin' love to Christians and renegade Jews! |
| He’s got a calendar but only one day has an 'X' |
| That leaves three hundred and sixty four days for sex! |
| Sexy sexy Santa |
| More cushion for the pushin' gonna |
| Sexy sexy Santa |
| He’s hot but he used to be a big fat cow! |
| Sexy sexy Santa |
| All the little girls wanna sit on his lap |
| Sexy sexy Santa |
| Get 'em riled up so they get free crap (crabs?) |
| Wow! |
| Little girl you wanna get a little Christmas inside of you tonight? |