Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Poontang Boomerang, artist - Steel Panther. Date of issue: 23.03.2017
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Poontang Boomerang |
| Met a girl on Tinder, about a year ago |
| Ass felt like a beanbag, stinky down below |
| She never got a call back, I couldn’t get on that fatty |
| Yeah we’re golfin' three days later, guess who shows up as my caddie? |
| Poontang Boomerang |
| Just can’t throw her away |
| Dump her ass on a Friday night |
| She’s back by Saturday |
| Sing it, Poontang Boomerang |
| My friend was gettin' married, and met the bride to be |
| It was pretty obvious, she wanted some of me |
| I told her just the one time, I would make an exception |
| Then she tried to suck my balls at her own wedding reception |
| Poontang Boomerang |
| Give that shit a hurl |
| But I can almost guarantee |
| I’m gonna wind up with that girl |
| Poontang Boomerang |
| Thought about goin' gay |
| The boomerang wang is even worse they say |
| Wow |
| Look out |
| You can chuck that whore, if you don’t wanna fuck no more |
| But you better watch out Jack, cause that ass is comin' back |
| If you’re tired of getting in her brown, you can take the next bus out of town |
| But you can’t get far enough away, that bitch will you find any day |
| Change your name and cut your hair, move away to Timbuktu |
| But I’m tellin' you right now, that boomerang tang will follow you |
| You can chuck that whore, if you don’t wanna fuck no more |
| But you better look out Jack, cause that ass is comin' back |
| Poontang Boomerang |
| That shit never fails |
| Sure as a bear shits in the woods |
| And sail boats have sails |
| Poontang Boomerang |
| Better wise up real quick |
| But the boomerang is as dangerous |
| Down under on your dick |
| Poontang Boomerang |
| Oh yeah |
| Poontang Boomerang |
| Wwwow |
| Poontang Boomerang |
| Awww |
| Poontang Boomerang |
| Oh yeah |
| Uh |